######################################### # Downloaded from The Sonic Fun Zone # # http://www.p-a-u-l.com/sonic/ # ######################################### Fog Emergency on the Floating Island! Altered Version! Specially altered for websites who only allowed rated G fanfics. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// By Espiogirl (Kelly Van) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Legal Stuff: Knuckles the Echidna and all other related characters are property of SEGA and Archie Comics. E-mail me if you want to use my character(s) for your story, ‘cause I want to know who’s using them. Author's Note: This story is a funny/comedy/mild action type story. This is my first attempt to make a funny story. Also, I changed some of the charcters’ personality so they could act more funnier, so don’t think that the characters’ personalities here are true. Let’s get on with the story, shall we? PS: This is specially altered for websites who only allow rated G fanfics. Websites like Domain of the Net Raptor and Mobius on Earth. PSS: You can find my original/unaltered story in websites that allow rated G to PG-13 stories, like The Sonic Foundation. PSSS: I altered more then the swear words, I also added some more funny things to it. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// It was unusually very foggy on the Floating Island, and Knuckles was having trouble seeing through the fog, he didn’t even notice two robbers robbing his stuff. Knuckles: Man! How on Mobius am I suppose to protect the island and the emeralds if I can’t see what’s the blazes going on?! One of the robbers stepped on a stick, which caught Knuckles’ attention. Knuckles: Huh? Who’s there?! And what’s your name?! Robber #1: Uh, my name is Bob and I’m stealing your stuff, I guess. Robber #2: Shut-up! Knuckles: Oh, all right, carry on. Knuckles wave them on. Bob: Thanks. Julie-Su ran over to Knuckles. Julie-Su: Knuckles, did you know that those guys are stealing your stuff?! Knuckles: Naw, they’re just-wait! They’re stealing my stuff!! Guys! Stop where your are, on behalf of, me, the guardian of the Floating Island! Bob: Fred, what do we do?! Fred: I say we give up! I don’t want to mess with the guardian! Bob: You can give up, but I’m running away with all these cool stuff! Fred: Fine! Have it your way! Knuckles and Julie-Su caught up with Fred. Knuckles picked up Fred. Knuckles: All right, where’s your friend, Bob?! And where’s my stuff?! Fred: He went that away. Knuckles faced to a pink flower about Julie-Su’s height. Knuckles: Julie-Su, bring Fred to Constable Remington so he could take care of him. Julie-Su: Kay, Knux. Oh and one more thing- Knuckles: What? Julie-Su: -you’re facing a flower, see ya! Knuckles ran after Bob. Bob stopped and looked around for a hiding place. He jumped into a bush. Knuckles have trouble seeing through the fog, and accidentally crashed into a tree. Knuckles: Owww!!! I bit my tongue!! Knuckles walked around waiting to hear a noise from Bob. Bob belched from that Mountain Dew he had earlier. Knuckles followed the disgusting sound and-- //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Julie-Su walked into Constable Remington’s office. Remington was playing solitaire on he desk. Julie-Su threw Fred on his desk, messing up his game. Constable Remington: Julie-Su! What’s the meaning of this?! Can’t you see that I’m playing cards?!! Julie-Su: No I didn’t, anyway, can you put this jerk in the slammer for stealing Knux’s stuff? Constable Remington: Okay, okay, just get out of my office so I can start over my card game! Julie-Su walk out of the office. Remington faces Fred. Constable Remington: You want to have a quick game of Go Fish? Fred: Sure. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// --Knuckles pounce on Bob. Knuckles: Gotcha! Now give me my stuff back or else! Bob: Or else what? Knuckles: I’ll, er, um, take away all your Mountain Dews!! Hahahahaha! Bob: Nooooo!!!! All right, I’ll give up!! I’ll be good!! Knuckles got his stuff back and drag Bob to Constable Remington’s office. Along the way, he crashed into a boulder, a tree, someone’s mailbox, a black cat, a mirror store, a lamppost, a little old lady/echidna, Got hit by the old echidna’s cane, a mailbox, and the swinging door. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Remington: Got any six? Fred: Man! You got three of my sixes! Remington: Woo-who, another pair for me! Got any- Just then, Knuckles came barging in and threw Bob on the desk, messing up, yet, another card game. Remington: Knuckles! Can’t you see that you mess up my card game?! Worst, I was winning! Knuckles: Sorry, I didn’t. Would you throw this guy in the slammer? Wait, why isn’t this guy in the slammer?! Remington: I need this guy to play cards with me. Knuckles: Whatever! Knuckles charged out the door. Fred faced Bob. Fred: You want to play Go Fish with us, Bob? Bob: Sure. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Knuckles ran out of the building and ran right smack into a streetlight. Knuckles: Owww!! Dang it! When will I stop crashing into things in this story!! Espiogirl, why do you have ta make me crash into stuff?! Espiogirl(Kelly Van to those of you who wants to know my real name): ‘Cause it’s funny! Knuckles: I wasn’t funny to me! Espiogirl: Who cares?! Knuckles: ME! Knuckles and Espiogirl started fighting. After a while, Espiogirl wins. Espiogirl: Ha! You got beat up by a girl! Now that’s funny! Knuckles: Grrrrr!!! Espiogirl: Get on with the story, red clumsy guy. Knuckles: Don’t call me red clumsy guy! Espiogirl: Can I call you clumsy red guy? Knuckles: That’s the same thing! Espiogirl: Red guy who got beat up so easily by Super Sonic in the game? Knuckles: No! Espiogirl: Red guy who got beat up by a little old lady/echidna? Knuckles: You’re beginning to annoy me, Espiogeek. Espiogirl: Call me Espiogeek, will ya? Why you-- Espiogirl and Knuckles begin another fight. Espiogirl wins again. Espiogirl: Ha ha! I beat you up, again! Now, can I call you red wimpy whoo-hoo? Knuckles ignored me and walked home. Then, crashed into a sign saying “BEWARE OF THE CRAZY STRONG ARMADILLO”. Author’s Note: The sign is talking about Mighty. Vector put that sign up ‘cause it looked funny. Espiogirl: Bye, red wimpy whoo-hoo! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// In Knothole, Sally was looking through her telescope and found something different about the Floating Island. Then, she noticed that there’s clouds covering the island. She took out Nicole and contacted Knuckles. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// After crashing into more things, Knuckles finally reached his den. He went inside and started looking for his Tylenol. He found them and gulp two of them down. He then noticed his Guide Star Gem next to his bed. He went over there and picked it up. Knuckles: Fiddle sticks! Why didn’t I bring this with me?! Why do I keep talking to myself?!! Why??!! Why??!! While he said “why”, he hit he head on the wall after every “why”. Knuckles: Oww! Note to self; don’t hit your head on the wall and buy more Tylenol when it’s not foggy. Just then, Knuckles’ communicator ringed. Knuckles picked up his communicator and turn it on. Knuckles: Hello? Sally: Knuckles, have you noticed that the Floating Island is very foggy? Knuckles: No duh. Sally: Has it ever been this foggy before? Knuckles: No. Sally: Have you ever think that someone could be doing something evil to the Floating island? Knuckles: I never thought of that. Sally: Nicole is sensing strange activity somewhere near Knack’s nook, go check it out. Knuckles: Okay. Knuckles put down the communicator and ran out the door, only to crash into Espio. Espio: Owww!! Knux, where are you going in such a hurry?! Knuckles: Uh, sorry, Espio. Sally called me and said that something wierd’s going in Knack’s place, and I’m checking it out. Anyway, why are you here? Espio: I’m just here to tell you that South Park is on. Knuckles: South Park?! I almost forgot! Knuckles turn around really fast and ran towards his house, but crashed on the closed door. Knuckles: Owww!! D@^^*T I broke my doorknocker!! Espio: Forget it Knux, it’s just a doorknocker. Knuckles: It’s not just a doorknocker, it’s a limited edition Knuckles the Echidna doorknocker I stol--, er, bought at the Sega store! Espio: Knuckles, YOU stole it at the Sega store, and I saw you! Knuckles was silent for a while. Knuckles: Promise you won’t tell?! Yugi Naka will never put me in the video game ever again if he finds out one of his characters stole something from the Sega store! I REALLY want to be in that Sonic Adventure game!! Espio: Hmmm... Ok, only on one condition. Knuckles: What?! Espio grinned mischievously. Knuckles: Uh-oh. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Bob: Got any queens? Remington: Go fish. Bob takes a card from the deck. Fred: Bob, you got any queens? Bob: Fred! You’ve been peaking in my cards, haven’t you?! Fred: Bob, you’ve just asked Remington for queens, and I happened to have two of them. Bob: My bad, sorry. Bob gives Fred his queens. Fred placed down his cards. Fred: I win, that’s game. Remington: How ‘bout a game of war? Fred and Bob: Kay. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Espio: I won’t tell... if you dance the hula-hula! Knuckles: Nooo!! Espio place his index finger on the bottom of his lip and sort of gazed up into the sky. Espio: Hmmm... I wonder what a mad Yugi Naka would look like if a certain somebody stole a doorknocker. Let’s see. Knuckles pulled down Espio’s tail so he wouldn’t go anywhere. Knuckles: Please!! Don’t tell!! I’ll do anything, but the thing you just said!! Espio: How ‘bout this; kiss Julie-Su, on the lips! Knuckles grew pale. Knuckles: On a second thought, I’ll do the hula-hula. Espio: Do the hula-hula wearing a lady’s dress. Knuckles: All right, I’ll do it! Espio: South Park.... Knuckles: Ahhh!!! Knuckles ran towards his house very fast and ran through the door, making a large echidna-sized hole. Espio walked through the hole on the door. When he got inside, he saw Knuckles looking around his room for his remote control. Espio looked around and saw the remote control on the TV. Espio: Knuckles, the remote control is right there. Espio pointed his finger towards the TV. Knuckles: Oh. Knuckles grab the remote and click to MTV. Author’s Note: I don’t watch South Park, so I don’t know what channel it’s on. I’m only guessing that it’s on MTV. Espio: Knuckles, aren’t you going to Knack’s place? Knuckles ignored him. Espio: Sigh, looks like I’ll have ta do it. Espio walked out the door and shut it. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Fred: Ha! I got all of your cards! I win! Remington: I don’t understand, how could you win three times in a row?! Fred: Must be my lucky day. Bob: South Park’s on. Fred: What?! Turn the TV on!! Fred stand up, and cards came dropping out of his vest. Fred: Heh, how those get there. Heh heh. Remington snatched the cards. Remington: Jokers?! Kings?! Aces?!! You’ve been cheating!! Fred: You have no proof! Bob: Shut-up, guys! I’m trying to watch! Remington: I caught you red handed! Fred: My hands aren’t red, dum-dum! Remington: That’s just a saying! It means you’ve done something bad and I saw you! Fred: Shut-up! All right! I cheated! There, you’re happy?! Remington: Does it look like I’m happy?! What a retarded question! You know what the penalty is for cheating?! Fred: No. Remington: For you, no Mountain Dews for three weeks!! Fred: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Bob: Shut-up!!!! /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Espio was walking through the foggy forest heading towards Knack’s place. How could he see, you asked? Well, he has this watch with a holographic map of the Floating Island in it, like Johnny Quest’s watch. That watch was a Christmas present from Sally and Rotor. Espio: Almost there. Espio finally reached Knack’s place and opened the door. There, he saw Knack and some big machine. Espio: Knack! What are you up to?! Knack: Makin’ some coffee, what does it look like, jerk?! And indeed, he was making coffee, and Espio didn’t notice the coffee machine. Espio: Oh, I meant what is that?! Espio pointed towards the big machine that looked similar to Dr. Robotnik’s Weather Annihilator from issue #26. Author’s Note: Sonic the Hedgehog comic, not Knuckles. Knack: Who wants to know?! Espio: Me! Knack: Me who? Espio: Me, Espio! E-S-P-I-O! Knack: Espio wants to know? Espio: Stop playing games, weasel! Now, what is that machine doing here? Knack: It’s part of my evil plan! Espio: Would you be kind to tell me what is your evil plan? Knack: I’m not kind, so I won’t tell you my plan. Espio: Why?! Knack: I’m not telling you my evil plan! Do I look stupid?! Espio: Frankly, yes. Knack: Yes?! I’m not stupid! Espio: I bet that I’m smarter than you are. In a matter of fact, I bet I could do more tricks than you could! Knack: You’re on! Espio: If I prove that I could do more tricks than you could, you tell me your evil plan! Knack: Ha! If I win, you have to pay my electric bills for a month! Espio: All right! Espio spin like a tornado and jumped into the air and landed on his finger, then turn right side up. That’s one trick for Espio. Knack did his tail bounce. Espio toss a cookie in the air and catch it with his tongue, like a frog. Knack tosses a coin and shoots it with his laser. Espio turned invisible and reappeared. Knack was running out of tricks, so he placed his laser on the tip of his nose and balanced it for ten seconds. Espio walked on the wall and on to the ceiling. Knack was thinking of a trick to do. Knack: Uh, Espio, could you do another trick? Espio: Why? Can’t you think of anymore tricks?! Knack: No, I can think of more tricks, I... just need more time. He he. Espio: Fine! Espio think for some while, and had an idea. He spoke something in Pig Latin. Espio: Nack-kay, ant-yay o-day nymore-ay ricks-tay?! Author’s note: Translation: Knack, can’t you do anymore tricks? Knack: What? What kind of trick is dat?! Espio: I spoke Pig Latin. Well, do you have anymore tricks to show me? Knack: Er, um, see, uhhhh... I can speak in a slang kind of way. Espio: You anyways speak in a slang kind of way! Plus, Vector could do that too! Knack: I, er, can see in the dark! Espio: Prove it. I’ll go turn off the lights and you try to find me. Espio walked over to the light switch and turn it off. After he did that, he walk around. Knack looked around to see if he could see Espio, he did and tagged him. Espio went over to turn on the lights. Espio then saw Knack wearing infrared goggles. Espio: Knack! You cheated, and so stupid!! There’s no way you could’ve tagged me! Knack: Why? Espio: ‘Cause I was invisible, dodo! Knack: Ohhhh... I get it. Espio: Ok, I did five tricks, and you did three, I win! Now, tell me your plan! Knack: Why should I? Espio: ‘Cause I’ll kick your behind, break your coffee machine, and tell the bartender to give you Coke, instead of Pepsi! Knack: Noooo!!! Not Coke! All right! I’ll tell ya; One time, as I unwillingly hand over Sonic to Buttnik, his crabmeat robot kicked me into a junk pile. I got up, and found ‘ol Buttnik’s Weather Annihilator. Took it and fix it up a bit. I then set it on fog. Espio: Now why would you do that?! Knack: I’m gittin’ to that! Now where was I? Oh yeah; My plan was to make the island foggy, so that pesky echidna don’t mess up my plans. While dat echidna is confused, I’ll go to the chaos chamber, steal the emeralds, sell them fer big bucks, and buy myself a lifetime supply of Pepsi and Mountain Dew! Ha ha ha ha!! Also a big bazooka to blow that echidna’s house sky-high! Espio: Why?! Knack: I felt like blowing up somethin’! Ha ha ha!! Espio: I’m confused. Knack: ‘Bout what?! Espio: Why didn’t you steal the emeralds? Knack: I, er, um.... Espio then, picked up a board and whack Knack with it. Espio: Ha! Now who’s that stupid one now?! Espio walked over to the W.A.( Robotnik’s weather thingy) and push the off button. He took a mallet and smashed it into places. Espio: Ha ha ha ha! Smashy smash! Die machine, die! Ha ha ha!! Espio soon noticed that the readers are staring at him. Espio: Ha he uhh... Why are you guys staring at me? /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Knuckles soon finished watching South Park. Then, Knuckles forgot something. Knuckles: Whoops, I forgot about Knack! Knuckles ran towards the door and opened it. He then crashed into Espio, again. Espio: Owww! Knux, where are you going in such a hurry?! Knuckles: I’m going to-Wait! It’s not foggy anymore! Espio: Of course not! I stopped Knack by myself while you were watching South Park! Knuckles: Oh. Where’s Knack? Espio: He’s with Remington. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Remington: Knack, got any twos? Knack: D@^M! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Knuckles: Let me ask you one question. Espio: Shoot. Knuckles: When you came in the office, did you see Remington playing cards with two guys, one fox and one raccoon? Espio: No, when I came in, I saw a fox crying, a raccoon watching South Park, and Remington holding a stash of Mountain Dews and throwing them in his closet. Knuckles: Oh. I’ve an idea, how ‘bout we go to the ice cream shop and get some ice cream. Espio: Ok! Knuckles and Espio walked towards the nearest ice cream shop and buy ice cream. Espio: Oh, and Knuckles... Knuckles: What? Espio: You still got to do the hula-hula thing in the ice-cream shop, in front of the Chaotix and the Freedom Fighters. What size dress you wear? Knuckles:----- The End PREVIEWS: Coming soon to a fan fiction website near you; 1. Espio has turned into a vampire after a close encounter with Knack. Is there a cure? How will this effect the Chaotix? Read this story and find out! Notes: The title of this story will be called “Cursed Chameleon”, and this is a PG-13 story, not a funny story... Okay, it has a couple of funny things in it. You can’t find this story in rated G websites, ‘cause I don’t know exactly how to alter my stories with blood in them, but you can find them in websites like The Sonic Foundation! 2. Mighty broke a mirror, and he has bad luck! Find out if he’ll ever be normal again. Notes: The title of this story is called “Mighty Unlucky”, and this story will be rated G, plus it’s funny and you can find this story in all websites. If you have any story ideas, comments, or questions, e-mail me at Espiogirl@aol.com. If you know how to use the e-mail, e-mail me if you read my story, ‘cause I love getting e-mails and I want to know who’s reading my stories. I’ll also e-mail you back.